The expensive psychiatrist

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Um homem foi ao psiquiatra e disse: "Tenho um problema. Todas as vezes que deito na cama, acho que tem alguém embaixo dela. Estou ficando louco!

A man went to a psychiatrist and said: "I've got a problem. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

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"Eu posso te ajudar", disse o psiquiatra. "Venha me ver duas vezes por semana."

"I can help you," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me two times a week."

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"Quanto você cobra?"

"How much do you charge?"

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"Cem dólares por sessão."

"A hundred dollars per session."

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"Está bem, vou pensar sobre isso."

"Okay let me think about it."

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O homem nunca voltou. Alguns meses depois ele encontrou o médico na rua.

The man never went back. A few months later he met the doctor on the street.

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"Por que você nunca mais veio me ver?", perguntou o psiquiatra.

"Why did you never come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist

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"Por cem dólares a sessão? O meu amigo me curou de graça!"

"For one hundred dollars a session? My friend cured me for free!"

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"Como?"

"How?"

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"Ele me disse para cortar os pés da cama!"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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