The secret to a long life


Um médico percebeu uma senhora idosa sentada em frente à casa dela.

A doctor noticed an old lady sitting in front of her house.
Então ele caminhou até ela e falou: "Não pude deixar de observar o quanto a senhora parece feliz! Qual é o seu segredo?"

So he walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"Eu fumo dez charutos por dia", disse ela.

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.
"Além disso, bebo uma garrafa de uísque todos os dias e só como fast food."

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whisky every day, and eat only fast food."
"E não faço nenhum tipo de exercício."

"And I don't exercise at all."
"Isso é totalmente impressionante! Quantos anos você tem?", perguntou o médico.

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.
"Quarenta e dois", ela respondeu.

"Forty-two," she replied.


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