My wife thinks she is a chicken


Um homem corre para o médico e diz: "Doutor, o senhor precisa me ajudar. A minha esposa pensa que é uma galinha!"

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
O médico pergunta: "Há quanto tempo ela está com esse problema?".

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Três anos", diz o homem.

"Three years," says the man.
"Então por que você demorou tanto para vir me procurar?" pergunta o médico.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asks the doctor.
O homem encolhe os ombros e responde: "Nós precisávamos dos ovos!".

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs!"


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