How to stay married


Um casal estava celebrando 60 anos de casado.

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
Na festa, todos queriam saber como conseguiram permanecer casados por tanto tempo.

At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long.
O marido respondeu: "Quando nos casamos fizemos um acordo".

The husband responded: "When we were married we came to an agreement."
"Eu tomaria todas as decisões mais importantes e a minha esposa tomaria todas as decisões menos importantes".

"I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions."
"E em 60 anos de casados nunca tivemos que tomar nenhum decisão mais importante".

"And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision."


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