In the woods


Um homem está caminhando na floresta quando vê uma onça muito faminta vindo em sua direção.

A man is walking in the woods when he sees a very hungry jaguar coming in his direction.
Ele começa a correr como um louco, mas de repente ele tem uma ideia e pede por uma intervenção divina:

He starts to run like crazy, but suddenly he has an idea and asks for divine intervention:
- Senhor, por favor, faça com que essa onça tenha princípios religiosos!

- Lord, please, make this jaguar have religious principles!
No mesmo instante, a onça se ajoelha e diz:

At the same moment, the jaguar gets down on its knees and says:
- Deus, obrigado por essa refeição. Amém!

- Dear God, thank you for this food I am about to receive. Amen!


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