My wife thinks she is a chicken


Ein Mann rennt zum Arzt und sagt, "Sie müssen mir helfen. Meine Frau glaubt, sie sei ein Huhn!"

A man runs to the doctor and says, "You've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
Der Arzt fragt, "Seit wann hat sie diesen Zustand?"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Drei Jahre", sagt der Mann.

"Three years," says the man.
"Und warum hat es solange gedauert, bis Sie um Hilfe gebeten haben?", fragt der Arzt.

"Then why did it take so long until you asked for help?" asks the doctor.
Der Mann zuckt mit den Schultern und antwortet, "Wir haben die Eier gebraucht!"

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs!"


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