My wife thinks she is a chicken


Un homme entre en courant chez le médecin et dit : "Docteur, il faut que vous m'aidiez. Ma femme se prend pour une poule !"

A man runs to the doctor and says: "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
Le docteur demande : "Depuis combien de temps est-elle dans cet état ?"

The doctor asks: "How long has she had this condition?"
"Trois ans," répond l'homme.

"Three years," says the man.
"Alors pourquoi avez-vous attendu si longtemps avant de venir me voir ?" demande le docteur.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asks the doctor.
L'homme hausse les épaule et répond : "Nous avions besoin des œufs !"

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs!"


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