The expensive psychiatrist

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Un homme va chez le psychiatre et lui dit : "J'ai un problème. Chaque fois que je me couche, j'ai l'impression que quelqu'un est caché sous mon lit. Je deviens fou !"

A man went to a psychiatrist and said: "I've got a problem. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

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"Je peux vous aider", répond le psychiatre. "Venez me voir deux fois par semaine."

"I can help you," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me two times a week."

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"C'est combien ?"

"How much do you charge?"

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"Cent dollars la séance."

"A hundred dollars per session."

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"D'accord, laissez-moi y réfléchir."

"Okay let me think about it."

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L'homme n'y retourne jamais. Quelques mois plus tard, il rencontre le psychiatre dans la rue.

The man never went back. A few months later he met the psychiatrist in the street.

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"Pourquoi n'êtes-vous pas venu me voir ?", demande le psychiatre.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?", asked the psychiatrist.

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"A cent dollars la séance ? Mon ami m'a soigné gratuitement !"

"For one hundred dollars a session? My friend cured me for free!"

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"Comment ?"

"How?"

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"Il m'a dit de couper les pieds de mon lit !"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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