Golf


Two Englishmen are playing golf.

Zwei Engländer spielen Golf.
As a funeral procession passes by, one of the Englishmen takes off his hat and remains motionless for a few seconds.

Als ein Trauerzug vorbeizieht, nimmt der eine Engländer seine Mütze ab und verharrt ein paar Sekunden regungslos.
"That was a nice gesture from you", says the other one.

"Das war eine nette Geste von Ihnen", sagt der andere.
"What do you mean with nice gesture", he answers thoughtfully, "in a few days we would have been married for 25 years!"

"Was heißt nette Geste", antwortet er besinnlich, "in ein paar Tagen wären wir schließlich fünfundzwanzig Jahre verheiratet gewesen!"


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