The secret to a long life

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En läkare lade märke till en gammal dam som satt framför sitt hus.

A doctor noticed an old lady sitting in front of her house.

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Han gick fram till henne och sa: "Jag kunde inte annat än att lägga märke till hur lycklig du ser ut! Vad är hemligheten?"

He walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

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"Jag röker tio cigarrer om dagen", sa hon.

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.

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"Förutom det dricker jag en hel flaska whiskey varje dag, och äter bara snabbmat."

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whisky every day, and eat only fast food."

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"Och jag motionerar inte alls."

"And I don't exercise at all."

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"Det är helt fantastiskt! Hur gammal är du?" frågade doktorn.

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.

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"Fyrtiotvå", svarade hon.

"Forty-two," she replied.

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