Spanish Text

El culo que ronca

The snoring butt

Dos mujeres mayores estaban sentadas en un banco esperando su autobús. Los autobuses iban con retraso y pasó mucho tiempo.

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.

Al final, una mujer se dirigió a la otra. "¡He estado tanto tiempo aquí sentada que se me ha dormido el culo!".

Finally, one woman turned to the other. "I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"

"Lo sé", respondió la otra mujer. "Lo he escuchado roncar".

"I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring."

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