The secret to a long life


Un médico observó a una mujer anciana frente a su casa.

A doctor noticed an old lady sitting in front of her house.
Así que se acercó a ella y le dijo: "No lo puedo remediar pero noto lo feliz que pareces! ¿Cuál es tu secreto?"

So he walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"Fumo diez cigarrillos al día", le dijo.

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.
"Aparte de eso, me bebo una botella entera de whisky cada día y sólo como comida rápida."

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whisky every day, and eat only fast food."
"Y no hago nada de ejercicio."

"And I don't exercise at all."
"¡Esto es totalmente increíble! ¿Qué edad tienes?", preguntó el médico.

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.
"Cuarenta y dos", contestó.

"Forty-two," she replied.


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