The expensive psychiatrist


Un hombre fue a un psiquiatra y le dijo: "Tengo un problema. Cada vez que me meto en la cama pienso que hay alguien debajo. ¡Me estoy volviendo loco!"

A man went to a psychiatrist and said: "I've got a problem. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Puedo ayudarte", dijo el psiquiatra. "Ven dos veces por semana".

"I can help you," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me two times a week."
"¿Cuánto cobra?

"How much do you charge?"
"Cien dólares por sesión".

"A hundred dollars per session."
"Vale, déjeme pensarlo".

"Okay let me think about it."
El hombre nunca volvió. Unos meses más tarde se encontró en la calle con el doctor.

The man never went back. A few months later he met the doctor on the street.
"¿Por qué nunca has vuelto a verme?", le preguntó el psiquiatra.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?", asked the psychiatrist.
"¿A cien dólares la sesión? ¡Mi amigo me curó gratis!"

"For one hundred dollars a session? My friend cured me for free!"
"¿Cómo?"

"How?"
"¡Me dijo que le cortara las patas a la cama!"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"


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