Russian Text

Моя жена думает, что она курица.

My wife thinks she is a chicken

Мужчина вбегает к врачу и говорит: "Доктор, вы должны мне помочь. Моя жена думает, что она курица!"

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

Врач спрашивает: "Давно она в таком состоянии?"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Три года," говорит мужчина.

"Three years," says the man.

"Тогда почему вы не пришли раньше?" - спрашивает врач.

"Then why didn't you come earlier?" asks the doctor.

Мужчина пожимает плечами и отвечает: "Нам были нужны яйца!"

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs!"

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