German Text

Treffen sich zwei Planeten

Two planets meet

Treffen sich zwei Planeten, sagt der eine zum anderen: "Na wie geht's?"

Two planets meet. The first asks: "So, how are you?"

Sagt der andere: "Nicht so gut, ich hab Homo Sapiens."

The second answers: "Well, I'm sick, I've got Homo Sapiens."

Darauf antwortet der erste: "Ja das kenne ich, mach dir nichts draus, das geht vorbei."

The first replies: "Oh, I know that one. Don't worry, it'll pass."

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