Peter and the bartender

Eines Abends ging Peter traurig in eine Kneipe.

One night Peter walked into a pub, looking very sad.
Barkeeper: Was möchtest du heute trinken?

Bartender: What would you like to drink today?
Peter: Nur eine Flasche Bier.

Peter: Just a bottle of beer.
Barkeeper: Was ist los? Warum bist du heute so traurig?

Bartender: What's wrong? Why are you so sad today?
Peter: Meine Frau und ich haben uns gestritten, und sie sagte, dass sie einen Monat lang nicht mehr mit mir reden werde.

Peter: My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month.
Barkeeper: Das ist super, oder?

Bartender: That's great, isn't it?
Peter: Ja! Aber heute ist der letzte Tag des Monats!

Peter: Yeah! But today is the last day of the month!

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