The beautiful wife


Jack, un veuf âgé de 70 ans, très riche, arrive au Country Club avec une très belle jeune femme blonde de 20 ans.

Jack, a 70-year-old, very wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a beautiful and very sexy 20-year-old blonde woman.
Ses amis du club sont tous surpris.

His friends at the club are all surprised.
Dès qu'ils en ont l'occasion, ils lui demandent : "Comment as-tu trouvé ta jolie petite amie ?"

At the very first chance, they ask, "Jack, how'd you get this pretty girlfriend?"
Jack répond : "Ma petite amie ? Mais c'est ma femme !"

Jack replies: "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
"Comment l'as-tu persuadée de t'épouser ?"

"How did you persuade her to marry you?"
"J'ai menti sur mon âge."

"I lied about my age," Jack replies.
"Tu lui as dit que tu n'avais que 50 ans ?"

"Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Jack sourit et dit : "Non, je lui ai dit que j'en avais 90."

Jack smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."


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