The secret to a long life

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Een arts zag een oude dame voor haar huis zitten.

A doctor noticed an old lady sitting in front of her house.

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Hij liep naar haar toe en zei: "Het viel me op dat u erg gelukkig lijkt! Wat is uw geheim?"

So he walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

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"Ik rook tien sigaren per dag", zei ze.

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.

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"Daarnaast drink ik iedere dag een hele fles whisky en eet ik alleen fast food."

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whisky every day, and eat only fast food."

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"En ik doe niet aan sport."

"And I don't exercise at all."

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"Dat is echt ongelooflijk! Hoe oud bent u?", vroeg de arts.

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.

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"Tweeënveertig", antwoordde ze.

"Forty-two," she replied.

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