My wife thinks she is a chicken


Een man rent naar de dokter en zegt: "Dokter, u moet me helpen. Mijn vrouw denkt dat ze een kip is!"

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
De dokter vraagt:"Hoe lang heeft ze dit al?"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Drie jaar," zegt de man.

"Three years," says the man.
"Waarom heeft het dan zo lang geduurd voordat je naar mij kwam?" vraagt de dokter.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asks the doctor.
De man haalt zijn schouders op en antwoordt: "We hadden de eieren nodig!"

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs!"


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