The snoring butt


Duas mulheres estavam sentadas em um banco esperando um ônibus. Os ônibus estavam atrasados e muito tempo se passou.

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finalmente, uma mulher olhou para a outra e disse: "Estou sentada aqui há tanto tempo que o meu bumbum adormeceu!"

Finally, one woman turned to the other. "I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"
"Eu sei," respondeu a outra mulher. "Eu ouvi ele roncando".

"I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring."


Learn Portuguese Online
Want to learn Portuguese or other languages in a fun, interactive way? At LearnWithOliver, you’ll dive into audio flashcards, quizzes, writing challenges, and listening games. But that’s just the beginning—explore interactive stories, go on adventure games, chat with smart AI bots, and get instant feedback on your writing. Language learning has never been this exciting!

Click here to Sign Up Free!

Or sign up via Google with one click:

Log in with Google

Watch a short Intro by a real user!