The snoring butt


Duas mulheres estavam sentadas em um banco esperando um ônibus. Os ônibus estavam atrasados e muito tempo se passou.

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finalmente, uma mulher olhou para a outra e disse: "Estou sentada aqui há tanto tempo que o meu bumbum adormeceu!"

Finally, one woman turned to the other. "I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"
"Eu sei," respondeu a outra mulher. "Eu ouvi ele roncando".

"I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring."


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