The secret to a long life

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En læge lagde mærke til en gammel dame, der sad foran sit hus.

A doctor noticed an old lady sitting in front of her house.

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Så han gik hen til hende og sagde: "Jeg kunne ikke lade være med at lægge mærke til, hvor glad du ser ud! Hvad er din hemmelighed?"

So he walked up to her and said: "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

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"Jeg ryger ti cigarer om dagen," sagde hun.

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.

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"Derudover drikker jeg en hel flaske whisky hver dag og spiser kun fastfood."

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of whisky every day, and eat only fast food."

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"Og jeg dyrker slet ingen sport."

"And I don't exercise at all."

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"Det er helt fantastisk! Hvor gammel er du?" spurgte lægen.

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.

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"42," svarede hun.

"Forty-two," she replied.

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